1. make sure you pick a time between 11am and 4pm when people would come out in droves. this is important. the more people there are, the shittier your chances of making it out in a short time. it would also work if there is a candidate who would be voting. more media, longer suffering!
2. lather on an SPF 30 sunblock of your choice.
3. shade? fuck the shade! stand under the heat of the sun. better yet, bring a beach towel and lay it out on the grounds of the precinct.
4. commence sun bathing.
to be fair, there were lots of eye candy. too bad there were also a shit ton of jejemons. oh well.
eye candy 1: pare pano ba i-spell ang presinto sa english?
eye candy 2: may S ata
eye candy 1: tanga, singular lang.
did you know that precinct is one of the commonly misspelled words during election texting time? honestly, i was so spaced out, i almost forgot how to spell it until i was roused from the heat and the stupor. haha. so don't be a jejemon. consult your dictionary!
in other news: give automation a chance. these are all birth pains.