Friday, July 23, 2010

Back Door Man

have you ever seen a porn so disturbing, it made you less horny than it should havE?

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let's be honest, we've probably logged in millions of man hours if we combine our collective porn streaming. those who deny this: drop dead, liar!

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try this really out there theme: power tools. i had a headache and a fit of nausea soon after viewing this drivel. name a power tool, it was there and it was perverted. it's one of those things so mind-blowingly revolting, you can't look away.

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so there was this nelly bottom getting power hammered in the rear. they retrofitted this tool and attached a dildo to the end part. the result? madness.

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and then, the nasty part. after an agonizing 15 minutes of getting power pounded, they took a shot of his ass. and guess what...let's just say it wasn't dry...and it was a color you wouldn't want to see outside of your restroom.

no more. i permanently deleted the file.

and i'm mentally SCARRED for life.

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which brings home my point: what is it in butt sex that most of my brethren find so enticing? i mean, it doesn't even look remotely pleasurable. definitely not for the bottom because he takes the pounding; and for the top - how can anyone stand sticking it in that hole?

remember my mantra about not dissing something unless you've tried it? well i have every right to diss it. i've played both roles. and neither is anything resembling my definition of hot. a hot mess maybe a better description.

there are so many other things i can do to you that are equally (if not more) pleasurable than taking it in the/giving it to the behind. you just have to get your kamasutra on. ;)

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whoever can get this reference, gets a cookie from me...

12 comments:

Nimmy said...

have you ever seen a porn so disturbing, it made you less horny than it should havE?

i did! girl to girl. eeeeew. lol

orallyours said...

lol @nimmy
ORAL SEX FTW

Advent said...

@Nimmy:
haha. i almost fell off my chair reading that.

@orally:
shivers! hehe

imsonotconio said...

hehe

iurico said...

LMAO Nimmy!

reference? hmmm... Moby Dick? Either that or a WHOLE lotta love. LOL

Lasherations said...

i bet my arse (no pun intended) that there are worse vomit-inducing porno scenes out there...i tell ya

Jaytee said...

Leather and S&M make me gag but when I first started watching gay porn, the anal scene disgusted me. I guess I'm just used to it now.

parking ticket said...

Nimmy's comment was the best!! I share his sentiments!! LOL

Ex Jason said...

does anyone know mr hands?

Advent said...

@INSC:
:)

@iurico:
yey! you get a cookie! aside from the pun, the title for this entry is a line in that song. :)

@Lasherations:
i can only begin to imagine. shivers.

@Jaytee:
for me it's the opposite. i starting to get "unused" to it. oh and leather...it's weird no?

@parkingticket:
haha.

@ExJAson:
aka horse "whisperer"? :)

iurico said...

yey! Where can I claim that cookie please? LOL

Advent said...

it has to be claimed personally. ;)